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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:28

Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Aged neurons don’t respond normally to stress: Study - Parkinson's News Today
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Next, they tried...
What are some sex stories from your college days?
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
Still no good
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.