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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why doesn't California have the tools, people, means to put out these fires even though they know there will be fires every year?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Aged neurons don’t respond normally to stress: Study - Parkinson's News Today

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why can't the US government force this new deep seek to not operate in the USA for security reasons? People's personal information will be available to China like TikTok was.

No way

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Next, they tried...

What are some sex stories from your college days?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

Still no good

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What started the whole idea of femboys? What is the whole point of a femboy? Did a boy or a man just randomly start dressing or acting feminine or something?